Hometime at Golstones

Get out of the way , theyre coming.
At half past three they shout.
It's murder if your caught in the rush.
When the women's coming out.

All that bumping weight .
Fighting to get to the front.
There's one there, must be twenty stone.
Looks like an elephant.

If you get in the way of that girl.
Underneath those legs.
You'll end up in Leigh infirmary.
As sure as eggs are eggs.

So take a tip from one that knows.
And listen to this line.
Try to get out before them.
Or work some overtime.