I was lying in the
left back pocket of Jim's jeans with Rhea, my friend the ten pound
Jim got up and started to put his jeans on, I fell out of his pocket
and floated onto the pillow where Jim sleeps.
Jim started to walk to the shop when he realised that he had lost
My friend Rhea who is a ten pound note was in his pocket as well.
Then Jim said to himself, "I'm sure I had a fiver in my pocket,
Oh well! I still have my tenner".
So Jim used Rhea at Aldi to buy a chocolate bar.
Jim returned home and put his change from the tenner onto his table
and walked out.
Then I noticed that Rhea was gone.Jim's
sister Isabella walked into the room and said, "Ooh, how lucky
I am, I have found a fiver, I better take it before Jim comes back".
So Isabella quickly took me and hurried off into her room.
So now, I am a stolen fiver.Isabella
walked out of her room with me in her purse.
She went to Aldi and used me buy a packet of sweets.This
was very peculiar because I found myself in the same till as Rhea.
Suddenly, a big chubby man came walking to the till with a big trolley
filled with groceries.
The lady on the till said, "That will be £25 pounds please".
The man gave the till girl two twenty pound notes and she picked me
and Rhea and gave it to the man.
The man said, "Thank you very much" and walked out of the
shop putting me and Rhea into his wallet and put it in his back pocket.Me
and Rhea was just having a nice conversation when suddenly the man
pulled his wallet out of his pocket and grabbed me and tugged me out
so hard he ripped me into two pieces.
He stuffed one half of me into his wife's hand and said, "Here
this is the fiver I owe you".
He realised what he had done and he pulled the other half of me out
and gave me to his wife.His
wife said, "Now I will have to stick it back together".
She got some Sellotape and stuck me together.
I can tell you I wasn't very comfortable.The
lady took me to the bank the next day and changed me for a brand new
five pound note.I heard the
cashier say, "That's another one to be returned to the Bank of
if I will ever see Rhea again" I thought.